Frequently Asked Questions
 If you book a group into the Dive, you make your own rules.

We are great for small groups (up to about 20 people).

We have been in business for 15years
 We are unique and quite different from anything you have seen before.
 We do not try to be a place for everyone.
Staying here is like coming home to a Commune.
 

WE ARE:
a clothing optional Guest House
an intimate and private place for mature, sensible Adults
safe environment for single women, 
a great place for groups of any kind
 

WE ARE NOT:
 a club or Bar 
a party house.---a place to pick-up someone
  
Not a place for "high maintenance" people


The pool is indoors.
The pool is heated, kept at about 90 degrees.
the 2 hot tubs are kept at 98 degrees
They are open twenty four hours. 
They are Clothing Optional

There is a two night minimum stay on weekends (Friday-Saturday-Sunday).
Events can be up to five night minimum stay. (Events, Mardi Gras- Jazz Fest, etc.)
 Single night stays may  be accepted on weeknights only. No Exceptions!
PLEASE! Do not tell me a story about why I should make an exception for you.

 We do not serve breakfast /(Coffee, fruit and juice).
No Smoking in rooms. Common areas OK.
 We have no off-street parking
 All rooms have a private bathroom.
All rooms are Air conditioned.
There are no telephones in the rooms, one at the bar.
There are no televisions in the rooms. There is a TV at the bar.
We offer a  wireless network for your Laptop.
No Room Service.
No children.
 No Pets.

EXTRA CHARGE FOR MORE THAN two people per room. 
Crow's Nest--only room available
    
This is not your Grandmother's Bed & Breakfast!
 When you come to "the Dive", you will be bad, a little bad or A LOT BAD
 If you want to enjoy our unique culture, BOOK A ROOM
People who love "the Dive"... ...People who probably won't
Those who undertake adventure just for the "fun" of it Those who need  an itinerary or  "packaged tours" 
Those who might love being stranded on a desert island Those who need a Anormal@ place
Those who are independent and resourceful Those who are afraid to "act out" their fantasies
Those who "live" every moment Those who must be entertained
Those who really understand Hemmingway Those who read formula novels
Those who are natural Those who need special lighting to make up
Hippies/Ex-Hippies/Wanna-be Hippies Those who are offended by nudity or sex
Those who can laugh at themselves Those who take themselves too seriously
Those who enjoy meeting a variety of new people Those who don't know the difference between patina and fake 
People who enjoy Nudity Those who are afraid of themselves
Those who enjoy Beethoven and the Rolling Stones, back to back. Those who NEED a television in the room
Seasoned Travelers Those who have stayed only in chain Hotels.
Those who enjoy relaxed, stress-free environment Those who enjoy "partying", crowded bar rooms, or love "meat markets" 
Bright, stimulating people Those who don't understand what I'm saying above
Couples who enjoy expressing their love in public Those who might be offended watching others make love
Those who have an altruistic spirit Selfish turds, who don't understand why they need to cover the heated pool when not in use

As you may note, we are not interested in having just anyone stay here; only special people. If you have doubts about staying with us, you probably fit the category to the right.

 

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